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God saw me hungry; He created pizza.
God saw me thirsty; He created mango juice.
God saw me bored; He created dA.
God saw me without problems; He created Twilight.
God saw me thirsty; He created mango juice.
God saw me bored; He created dA.
God saw me without problems; He created Twilight.
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Tips From Edward Cullen
1. When it comes to picking a girlfriend, it's the smell that counts.
2. Girls go for a man who is unpredictable. The more changeable you are, the more you appeal to them.
3. Girls find it inconceivably attractive when you just sit and stare at them all day.
4. Everything that goes wrong is the girl's fault. If you have a violent temper and suffer occasional outbursts, that's her fault, too.
5. Once you snag a girl, she is entirely your property. Finders, keepers!
6. You must show off your sparkliness at least ten times a day.
7. Always tell a girl no; she thinks that means "yes" and "go away" means "I'm all yours, baby!"
8. Use big,
Literature
Twilight Rant
Twilight, it seems, has taken the world by storm. The series by Stephenie Meyer has become a best seller and has even been made into a movie
Yes, the "it" thing right now just makes me weep for what has become of the world of literature. A series about a completely useless, pathetic ordinary girl falling in love with an, apparently, perfect-in-every-single-way-and-we-need-pages-upon-pages-reminding-us-of-this, sparkling, creepy, abusive, vampire which was all based upon a dream that Meyer had
someone pinch me, please, I must be dreaming. Oh, if only.
I am an avid reader, and have been as long as I remember,
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The Cullen Family
Vampires? Quite contrary!
They sparkle like a fairy
They're really not so scary
The Cullen family
No sign of carnivore-as
A pack of herbivore-as
A full and total bore-a
The Cullen family
Surreal
Unreal
Big deal!
People would love to hate them
To beat them and berate them
We don't appreciate them
The Cullen family
They're creepy and they're kooky
And frankly, rather spooky
Excuse me while I puke-y
The Cullen family
Strange
Deranged
The Cullen family!
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Thank you for all the constructive and positive feedback; I truly appreciate it all.
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Even God likes payback...
I just don't know what I did!!!
Ok, so the form was from an e-mail my friend showed me a while ago. This was NOT MY original form; however, "He created mango juice", "He created dA" was my idea. "He gave me Twilight" was from ~synchro-halo
(c) S. Alexander Crichton (me)
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Even God likes payback...
I just don't know what I did!!!
Ok, so the form was from an e-mail my friend showed me a while ago. This was NOT MY original form; however, "He created mango juice", "He created dA" was my idea. "He gave me Twilight" was from ~synchro-halo
(c) S. Alexander Crichton (me)
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